
Proud Submariner Navy T-Shirt with American Submarine Insignia
- Features the submarine service insignia and a quote about submarine tactics and confidence
- Printed with the phrase
- To find us you must be good
- to catch us you must be fast
- to beat us you must be kidding
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
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Proud Submariner Navy T-Shirt shows the submarine service insignia with bold lettering and a phrase that speaks to what it takes to operate beneath the surface. The words read "To find us you must be good, to catch us you must be fast, to beat us you must be kidding," and it's a boast backed up by decades of silent service and tactical superiority. Wearing it means you recognize the skill, discipline, and quiet confidence that define the submarine force, and it fits the person who lived that life.
What is printed on it
The submarine insignia sits at the center of the design, flanked by the American flag rendered in the background. Above it, "American Submarines" anchors the top in bold capital letters. Below the badge, the text unfolds in three lines: white lettering for the opening statements and red for the final word "Kidding," which lands the joke. The whole composition has a vintage military feel, with weathered edges that give it the look of a patch or emblem worn through years of service. This is the visual language of the submarine service, rendered in a way that feels authentic to anyone who knows it.
Made for these people
This is the shirt for the submariner who spent years in the boat, whether decades ago or recently. When you wear a Proud Submariner Navy T-Shirt, people who served alongside you recognize it instantly. It's the tee you pull on for a reunion, a casual Friday that lets your service show, or simply because you want to acknowledge the years you spent on submarines. It speaks to the community that understands what those years meant.
A gift with options
For a submarine veteran or someone supporting the submarine force, this design works as a gift that says you understand the weight and the humor of the service. Pair it with a baseball cap or wear it under a casual jacket for the kind of low-key pride that doesn't need explanation. Available in multiple cuts and colors, you can pick the version that fits the person and the moment.
FAQ
- What does the phrase on this submariner shirt mean?
- The saying "To find us you must be good, to catch us you must be fast, to beat us you must be kidding" reflects submarine doctrine with a touch of humor. It speaks to the stealth, speed, and tactical advantage that submarines bring. Anyone who served on a submarine recognizes it as the kind of confident banter that belongs in the boat.
- Who should wear the Proud Submariner Navy T-Shirt?
- This shirt belongs on the person who served on submarines, whether years ago or recently. It's also for family and friends who want to show respect for the submarine force. The design resonates with anyone who understands the silent service and the people who carry out missions beneath the surface.
- When is this a good gift for a submariner?
- This works as a retirement gift, a reunion present, or just because. It's fitting for military appreciation events, casual wear at home, or any moment when a submariner wants to wear their service quietly but clearly. The multiple colors and cuts mean you can tailor it to the person's style.
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







